Craftastrophe

Are you there readers? It’s me, Caroline. 

I’d like to pretend that I have been buried underneath the layers of ice and snow that have plagued New York City since the holidays, only now thawing out like discarded Christmas trees and 4-week-old bags of trash, but alas I have no reasonable excuse for my absence.

So why no new post since December?

I’ve had crafter’s block.

I mean that’s not 100% true because I have not stopped Taking and Making, but the quality of my finished projects are not up to your standards. (Yes, I’m blaming you and all your expectations.) I’m stuck and continue to be stuck in inspirational limbo because I just can’t let go of my 2011 craftastrophes. Time is of the essence, however, and if I expect to keep this blog relevant, I must move past my failures. And in an effort to not let it get the better of me, I will use my latest craftastrophe (involving wax paper, confetti and the US Postal Service) that was also supposed to be my Valentine’s Day post, as a teachable moment.
So, do me a solid. Pull up a chair, grab a glass of scotch, and simply humor me.

It started innocently enough. I’ve really been into the idea of making my own envelopes. I make my own cards all the time so why not finish the job? It’s a really easy process and you can use just about any type of paper you have laying around the house. Or so I thought…

At the last minute, I decided to have a Valentine’s Craft Lunch. I couldn’t just put invitations in the mail on such short notice and expect people to show up, so I contacted a few ladies with the intention of following up my verbal invitation with a more formal one. My concept for the invitation was conversation hearts, and I really loved the idea of being able to see the invitation through the envelope. I also wanted to include some heart confetti in the invitation, and if the recipient could see the confetti inside, she was less likely to:

                                      A) Spill it all over the floor,

                                                      AND

                                      B) Curse the day I was born for disguising a 
                                           handful of confetti in an opaque envelope.

I decided glassine would be optimal, but all I had on hand was waxed paper. I figured it should work especially if I added an extra piece of card stock for support. I decided to write the addresses on the extra piece of card stock, which I figured could be easily read through the waxed paper, because the ink smeared otherwise. I made the envelopes, inserted the heart invitation and dropped in my confetti for good measure. I popped them in the mail and that was that.

I received confirmation from one guest that she received the invite a few days later, although it was slightly tattered with confetti casualties. I assumed this was the case for everyone else, until our first party guest arrived with only the red card stock in hand, sans party information and confetti! I don’t even know how she got that because the stamp was on the outside of the envelope. Once everyone arrived, it became apparent that out of the 8 invitations I mailed, only one made it, and damaged at that. And if my ego wasn’t bruised enough, 4 days after the party, I received this: 

 

Fail. 

Determined to learn from my mistake, when I sent out my personal valentines last week, I made envelopes from glassine packaging that was leftover from a recent installation at work. I wrote the address on the outside and even test mailed one to my boyfriend to ensure delivery.

Success.

Looking back it’s hard to say where I went wrong (or right) on these. Maybe it was the waxed paper. Maybe it was putting the name and address on the inside. Maybe it was karma for being late and using email as my first mode of inviting. All I can say is I hope there is confetti all over the floor of the Post Office sorting facility.

Yarning for Wreaths

Last year I was inspired by a large selection of yarn wreaths on Etsy and was determined to create my own.  At the time, I had inherited a mother-load of yarn in all textures and colors and also had a plethora of cheap plastic Christmas ornaments from a few years back when my own collection was still in its infancy.   With all the supplies I needed at hand, I thought I could whip up the perfect wreath within a few days.   Oh, how I was wrong.   This wreath took me nearly the entire month of December to complete.  I sat at my table every night wrapping a padded quilting circle with light green yarn.  In the end, it came out wonderful and I let it marinate on my door until March.  After putting so much time and effort into it, I couldn’t just stash it with the rest of the holiday decorations, so I dubbed it a “winter” wreath.

When I pulled the wreath out this season, I was inspired to try my hand at another one determined to get ‘er done in one night’s crafting, i.e. about 2 hours. After receiving a gracious comment on my wreath at the Crafting Brunch from my friend Rachael, I decided to make her one for her own holiday party this past weekend. I worked with the supplies I had on hand:  small quilting circle, thick piece of felt, scraps of yarn, pine cones, and red glitter balls.  I can honestly say I was done with hot glue gun turned off by 11PM, and I had made dinner for 4 people prior to starting.

 

The most time consuming-part of the process is covering the wooden quilting circle.  Start off by wrapping the quilting circle with the felt or cotton batting until you achieve the thickness you want.   Next choose your base color and wrap the circle all the way around until it is completely covered.  Glue the yarn down where necessary.

Once your base is complete, it’s just a matter of decorating. I chose to only put a small clustering of yarn balls, pine cones and ornaments.  I used a combination of hot glue and a quilting needle and yarn to attach everything.   The finishing touch was a wire loop on the back for hanging.

Yarn it up!

Will you shellac my pine cone?

It has been a crazy couple of weeks and the holiday train is in motion.  In fact, I’m worried it left the station.  You better get on board because there are only 11 days ‘til Christmas!

Two weekends ago, I invited some of my wonderful lady friends over for my 2nd Annual Holiday Craft Brunch.  We enjoyed some delicious food and libations before getting down to the serious business of holiday crafting.  Creativity was the name of the game, and with a mountain of supplies and the nectar of the crafting gods - glitter, the sky was indeed the limit.

In the words of my mother, 

“The creative juices were flowing!” 

No two crafts were the same and I’m so proud of everyone’s ingenuity and imagination.   A piece of friendly advice, here; an offer to shellac one’s pinecone, there; it was a melting pot of skill, inspiration and collaboration with friends helping friends turn their crafting visions into reality!

So take a look at the wondrous creations of my lovely friends, along with some of the quick and easy recipes we prepared to sustain ourselves during this 7 hour crafting bonanza!

Enjoy!

Citrus Salad and Ginger Yogurt

1 pink grapefruit

2 tangerines or minneolas

3 navel oranges

1/2 up dried cranberries

2 TBSP honey

1/4 tsp ground cinnamon

Greek Yogurt

2/3 cup mince crystallized ginger

1/4 cup brown sugar

sliced mint leaves

Peel all fruit and cut into sections, preserving the juices, and place in bowl.  Add cranberries, honey and cinnamon.  Let set at least an hour up to 1 day ahead.  Mix ginger and yogurt together.  Before serving top yogurt with mint and brown sugar.

Prosciutto and Pesto Egg Cups

Makes 12 individual egg cups

24 strips of prosciutto

Cheese of your choice (we did half cheddar and half goat cheese)

Pesto

12 eggs

Spray a muffin pan generously.  Line each cup with two slices of prosciutto to create a cup.  Sprinkle in some cheese.  Crack one egg into each cup.  Top with a generous dollop of pesto and a little more cheese.  Season lightly with salt and pepper.  Cook at 350 for about 10 minutes.  Keep an eye on these because they cook quickly!

Whiskey Sours

6 oz. good whiskey

6 oz. frozen lemonade

1 egg, lightly beaten

lots of ice

Throw everything together in a blender and be prepared for deliciousness!

The Crafters

Lucy's Wine Cork Trivet

Rachael's Holiday Wreath

Glitter and Champagne

Casey's Brooklyn Brewery Cork Ornament

Josie's Wrapping Paper Ornaments

Simone's Nature vs. Glitter Ornament

Lucy's Brooklyn Brewery Ornament

Kathleen's Paper Snowflake and Nature Terrarium Ornament

O Christmas Tree! O Christmas Tree! Thy leaves are made of Ginger Chew Wrappers!

I consider December to be the month for crafting.  The fall is full of crafting occasions, but with Thanksgiving and an additional 5 pounds under our belts, it’s time to kick it into high gear.  With parties to throw (and attend), gifts to give (and receive) and halls to deck, there really is no better month than this!

I don’t like to rush the holiday season as it should be pondered and relished, but with only 3 weekends in December and many obligations to boot, I had to schedule my Annual Holiday Craft Brunch for this coming weekend.  In preparation for the party and in response to the Leonard Lopate Craft Contest, I created a simple decoration from a stand-by treat in my apartment, Ginger Chews.

A delicate, whimsical creation made from things found around the home and office, Readers, please put your hands together for the Ginger Chew Christmas Tree!

The list of materials are as follows:

2 Keurig Individual Coffee Plastic filters

1 Yellow 8oz. Solo Cup

6 Pennies

Scrap of used aluminum foil (clean as you can get it)

Scrap of festive fabric

Cinnamon Stick (funkified makes it more realistic and funkified means it's been in your Gram's pantry for a very long time)

Chunk of Styrofoam

Ginger People Ginger Chew wrappers including inner wax paper

Hot glue

This was a quick and easy project that could be done with all sorts of candy wrappers, and I know plenty of people who will have a plethora of them during this holiday season.

First, take one of the Keurig plastic cups and put some hot glue at the bottom.  Drop 3 pennies into glue, cover with more glue, and drop the remaining pennies on top.  

Next, press the aluminum foil into the cup and create a hole just big enough to fit the cinnamon stick in it.  For aesthetic purposes, I covered the foil with the wax paper from the ginger chews then glued the cinnamon stick into the hole.  Finally, I covered the outside of the plastic cup with a scrap of festive holiday fabric.

To fashion the foundation for the leaves, I cut about an inch off of the Solo cup and glued the other Keurig plastic cup on top to create a semi-cone shape.   

I twisted the ginger chew wrappers from the center to create little buds and glued them onto the cups until it was completely covered.  

To attach the tree to the cinnamon stick, I wedged a small block of Styrofoam into the Solo cup and carved out a hole for the stick.  A dab of glue at the top end of the stick before placing the tree on top and that’s all there is to it!

Next week, I'll reveal the wondrous creations from the Craft Brunch.  

Until then, onward Crafters!

Gram Approved.

This is a long(er) post, but it had to be and I promise you'll be rewarded with a treat at the end.

I LOVE to bake.  Delicious treats are my bread and butter and I owe all my kitchen knowledge to my Gram.  She was the best mentor a girl could ask for:  no nonsense in the kitchen, uniform cookie size, clean as you go, and there is such a thing as too many almonds in the sticky buns.  Every holiday was graced with her wonderful confections: chocolate mint bars, peanut butter rice krispies treats, carrot cake adorned with colorful peeps, gingerbread smiley faces, chocolate chip cookies, and my personal favorite, pies.

As I got older and my baking skills became more refined, I was promoted to more important tasks in the kitchen.  I went from grinding walnuts to piping icing to mixing the kuchen dough to what I consider the pinnacle of family baking, making pies for Thanksgiving.

Sarah, Amy, Gram, Mollie, and me baking pies on Thanksgiving morning.

Last week, as I was carrying a pie to a dinner party in my Gram's pie basket, I couldn't help reminiscing about her showing up to Thanksgiving year after year carrying that very basket filled with delectable homemade pies.  She would spend weeks prepping for the feat of baking 8 pies for our feast.  It was amazing.  Blueberry, Apple, Pecan, Mince Meat, Peach, Chocolate Cream, and Pumpkin (always 2).  She was a SUPERWOMAN!  The anticipation of seeing those magnificent creations made with such love and care is a feeling I'll always cherish. 

You see, there is an art to pie-making.  It requires years of practice to simply perfect your dough recipe let alone whatever you choose to fill it with.  I don't consider making a pie rocket science, but it does require attention to detail, fortitude and most importantly, patience.  Sometimes, a recipe, no matter how tried and true, just doesn't come out right.  Other times, people will inhale 3 pieces exclaiming it's the best pie they have ever eaten.  Any way you slice it, a person who takes the time to make a pie from scratch (dough included of course) deserves serious accolades.

This past Sunday, I put my years of practice to the test.  I entered the 2nd Annual Brooklyn Pie Bake-Off.  I participated in the contest last year with a Cranberry-Ribbon Apple Pie.  I had made this pie several times before and at one dinner party even was told "This is the best pie I've ever tasted."  Unfortunately, that was not the reaction of the judges.  I went home extremely humbled with half a pie still in my plate, quietly plotting a comeback for the following year.  My mom suggested pumpkin pie because when made from fresh roasted pumpkin, it blows minds.  I took heed to this valuable advice, as she was 100% correct, but it felt a bit risky to enter such a plain pie.  So I cracked open some cookbooks and got to work.

After some serious research and a few discussions with my good friend and co-entrant Lucy, I decided on a Maple Pecan Pumpkin Pie.  The concept was by no means earth-shattering, but it combined two of the best seasonal Thanksgiving pies.  I often cringe at the saccharine overload of most pecan pies and weep at the taste of a pumpkin pie apathetically spiced.  With this in mind, I chose to use maple syrup instead of corn syrup for the pecan portion, and freshly grated spices for the pumpkin.  A thin layer of bittersweet chocolate brushed over the crust before putting in the pumpkin, and a splash of bourbon in the pecan filling were the final touches.  

The test pie was utterly superb.  

Wait.  

Rewind.  

The test pie was utterly superb the day after.  In fact, my boyfriend responded to his first bite of the pie only about an hour after it came out of the oven with the following, and I quote, "It's good, but it's not going to win."  However, the pie was like a caterpillar that turned into a butterfly overnight, and my boyfriend literally ate his words.  A crisp, flaky crust, flavors in perfect harmony, beautiful striations of chocolate, pumpkin and pecan!  It was so delicious that I was certain it could never be recreated...

On Sunday, as I walked my pies to the contest, I had no ambition of winning.  I already had a fantastic new recipe and was quite pleased with my own ingenuity.  I checked in and lo and behold, another Maple Pecan Pumpkin Pie!  How could this be?!  My ego was completely deflated.  The contest started and Lucy and I tasted 4 pies included my pie's doppelganger.  I wasn't blown away, but there were nearly 30 we didn't try.  

The competition.

I watched the judges taste my pie and could have sworn I heard them comment on the "porkiness" of my crust, i.e. The Final Blow.  We had a few beers and waited to hear the winners.  As I collected my empty pie plates, the announcement was made.  

"Best Sweet Pie:  Maple Pumpkin Pecan by Caroline."

Shut - the front door.

I couldn't believe it.  Honestly, I really couldn't.  While this competition is no Top Chef: Just Desserts, I was quite proud that I had come back to even the score, and won.  It simply felt good.

Thanks Gram.

My Gram

Maple Pecan Pumpkin Pie

The fillings in this recipe are inspired by the Sugar & Spice Pumpkin Pie recipe in the November 2008 Fine Cooking and the Maple Nut recipe in the Williams-Sonoma Baking Book.   I had to make two pies for the contest, so this recipe will yield two pies.  Simply cut the measurements in half for one pie, or throw caution to the wind and bake two!

The Dough:

Everyone has their own dough recipe that they are comfortable with, but here's mine for those of you still on the search.  I adhere to a strict 60/40 butter to lard ratio, and use my Gram's pastry cutter instead of a food processor.  This makes enough dough for two 9" pies with some scraps to spare for extra decoration.

2 1/2 cups of flour

1/2 tsp. salt

12 TBSP unsalted butter, cut into small cubes

8 TBSP rendered leaf lard, cut into small cubes (Best if frozen.  It thaws very quickly.)

4-10 TBSP ice water

Mix together the flour and salt.  Add butter and lard and cut into flour until it forms chickpea-sized balls.  Add water a TBSP at a time until the dough is moist enough to stay together.  Wrap tightly and chill for at least an hour.  If you're preparing the dough ahead of time, it will keep in the freezer. You can also place it in the plate and chill it or freeze it up to 2 weeks.

Roll out the dough on a lightly floured surface.  The less you work the dough, the better.  Place the dough in a buttered pie dish, leaving a slight overhang, as it will shrink slightly when you blind bake it.  Place a piece of tinfoil or parchment neatly inside the crust and fill it with beans or pie weights.
Bake at 400F for 15-20 minutes.  Remove the beans or weights and parchment carefully.  Let the crust cool on a wire rack.  For an added touch, add some bittersweet chocolate and place back in the oven until the chocolate softens enough to spread, 1-2 minutes.  Use a spatula to smooth the chocolate over the inside of the crust.  Allow to cool.

The Fillings

Pumpkin
1 3/4 cups. pumpkin (15oz of canned pumpkin, but I highly suggested roasting your own.  Treat it like you would any other squash. And don't forget to remove the skin!)
2 large eggs
1 yolk (Save the egg white to brush over the edge of the crust before baking)
1 cup heavy cream
3/4 cup lightly packed light brown sugar
1 tsp.  ground ginger
1 tsp. freshly ground cinnamon stick (another 1/2 tsp. if you are using pre-ground)
1/2 tsp. salt
1/8 tsp. freshly grated nutmeg
1/8 tsp. freshly grated black pepper
Pinch of freshly ground cloves
Mix the pumpkin, eggs, yolk and cream in a large bowl.  In a small bowl, combine the brown sugar and spices and whisk them into the pumpkin mixture.   Pour half of the pumpkin filling into each crust.  Bake at 375F for 20-25 minutes or until only jiggly in the center.  Remove from oven and let cool a few minutes before topping with the pecan mixture.


Pecan 
2 cups maple syrup (please don't use Mrs. Butterworth's)
2 large eggs
1/4 packed brown sugar, light or dark
1/8 tsp. salt
2 TBSP unsalted butter, melted and cooled
1 tsp. pure vanilla extract
1 1/2 cups chopped pecan
2 TBSP good bourbon

Boil the maple syrup on medium heat for about 8 minutes.  It should reduce by 1/2 a cup.  Reboil it if not.  Let cool completely.
Whisk the eggs, sugar, salt, cooled butter, syrup, vanilla and bourbon.  Stir in the pecans.  Pour half of mixture over slightly cooled pumpkin.  Decorate the edge of the pie with cut-outs from the scraps of dough. I use an apple corer to make tiny circles to edge the crust.  Brush with egg white and sprinkle with turbinado sugar.  Return to the oven and bake for 15-20 minutes, or until the top is firm to the touch. 
Let the pie completely cool on a wire rack.  For best results, let it rest overnight.

It's A Wrap: Wrapping on the Run

I find wrapping to be a true outlet for my creativity. With the holidays coming, I decided to establish a recurring post that speaks to the many ways to resourcefully wrap presents. 

And so it begins…

Over the weekend, I attended the birthday party of a dear friend in Jersey City. In typical fashion, I had a million tasks to accomplish beforehand, including picking up the present and getting an eye exam. Well, I overslept that morning and ran out of time due to cupcake baking, so to save myself from avoiding the eye doctor for the 8th year in a row, I had to leave the borough of Brooklyn without picking up the perfect gift for the birthday boy: Whisky Rocks. 

I was hopeful on my subway ride to Manhattan that I could find the Whisky Rocks within walking distance of my eye doctor. Thanks to the wonders of modern technology, I located them a short jaunt from the train station.

Success was within reach despite my poor time management, but, alas no celebratory wrapping! I had in my hand a brown shopping bag and a single piece of tissue, both stamped with the logo of the store. I just could not hand over a gift in such a state. I couldn't bear the thought of the anti-climactic opening that I would witness in a few hours. All in all, it felt thoughtless and I needed to put my signature on it. So on the train to New Jersey, I crafted the heck out of that paper bag and tissue with only my hands to guide me.

First, I neatly wrapped the box in the tissue paper, careful to create only a single fold that would need to be secured. Without tape, a ribbon of some sort was necessary. Enter: bag handles. Most handles on paper shopping bags are made of tightly twisted paper sealed with glue at each end. I carefully removed the handles and unwrapped them to create a paper ribbon. Unfortunately, the two handles were not long enough to go all the way around the box, so I twisted their ends together. I tied a nice knot in the front and fanned out the paper. Relief! It was, free of commercial logos and any impersonal quality it may have possessed before.  HOORAY!

Now, I know this would be more exciting with pictures, but I'm new to this blog-gig and didn't think to document this process. I got enough weird looks on the train as it was. I have recreated the process from similar materials with an alternate version using the bag instead of the tissue. This isn't the most inspiring of projects, but it's good to place in the memory bank for those times you're in a wrapping pickle. 

 

I also want to share this fantastic contest with you all as it is perfectly aligned with the essence of my crafting. I encourage you all to enter!

Let’s Talk about Orbit Gum Wrappers

When I was a young crafter, I saved the wrappers from my favorite chewable treat: Fruit Stripe Gum.  I believe it was my cousin Sarah who taught me how to fold them into little links to form a chain.  I was religious about the process of collecting, folding and connecting the wrappers although I can’t quite remember what I ever did with the chain.  Most likely it’s in a box of “treasures” somewhere between New York and Massachusetts...

Fast forward 18 years and I’m still saving gum wrappers.  I’ve moved onto the big leagues, however.  That's right. Orbit. And to be specific, the bold and taste bud tingling Orbit Mist.

A modern day Fruit Stripe Gum in its own right with its wacky flavors and bright packaging, Orbit Mist packs a powerful punch of color and design into each 2 1/2" x 1 3/8" wrapper. 

I've been known to sacrifice taste for color, and while I’m not a huge fan of Raspberry Lemon Dew (despite its righteous name), I just can’t resist those eccentric plum circles!  I’ve also become quite the gum philanthropist, graciously offering a stick to a co-worker, two to my little brother, three to a stranger; always certain to collect the wrapper before the exchange is complete.  Some people may think it’s a motherly trait, saving wrappers for disposing of chewed gum, but little do they know their next card or gift will be made of the same scrap they so willfully hand over.  

Onto the craft!  

I’ve used these wrappers mostly for greeting cards:

But recently I came across an ugly, old frame that, shockingly enough, I could not part with.

So while my "ashamed-of-hoarding" self and "don't-be-wasteful" self battled it out, I made a compromise and decided to spruce it up!  First, I painted the frame white to disguise the unattractive purple. Then, I took out some Modge Podge and layered the gum wrappers in a haphazard fashion. A final sealant on top and Voilà!

It was a quick and easy project that was much appreciated my lovely friend Laura, who as an avid gum chewer, greatly contributes to my Orbit wrapper collecting craze.

I encourage you all to take a second look at the wrapper snuggling your favorite gum and if you happen to favor Orbit Mist, I’ll be happy to send you my address.